Last year I abstained
this year I devour

without guilt
which is also an art

Margaret Atwood, Last Year I Abstained  (via thegirlwiththelittlecurl)

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I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show

—Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via andisaysthings)


Cliff Briggie

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first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

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